Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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