Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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