Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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