Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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