i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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