so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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