just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So much rum. So many feels.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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