5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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