I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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