Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
love makes seman taste better
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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