Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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