hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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