STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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