It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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