Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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