Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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