They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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