wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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