I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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