super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm both gender and math confused
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