My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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