OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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