You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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