You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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