just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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