ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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