Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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