You're my little dorito
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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