What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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