my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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