just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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