margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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