38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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