There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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