Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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