Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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