i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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