Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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