she looked like the before picture.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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