bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
