p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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