yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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