Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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