I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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