did you get engaged???
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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