I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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