So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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