I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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