the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Congratulations! We have a period
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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