who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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