and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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