found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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