I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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