ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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